Welcome to the new vesselbooks.com! This is now your one-stop spot for all things Vessel. Take a look at the home page for the latest updates and newest content. Pick up a signed paperback in the site shop, read a preview, or enjoy a little nonsense on the freebies page. Keep in touch with us on Twitter or Facebook. And for exclusive future deals (so exclusive I don't even know what they are yet!), be sure to sign up for our emailing list. Just scroll down and join using the form on the right. We'll only email you when new books are released or if we have some kind of insane discount for you.
Insane discounts like our Holiday Sale! As indicated by this snowman gif! If you've been waiting to get a friend hooked on Vessel, now's the time to act. From now thru December 21, 2012, enjoy FREE shipping on everything on our brand spanking new site! AND---are you ready for this? ARE YOU?---Sexodus Tour T-shirts are only $10. With free shipping, ladies and gentlemen. No need to ask what you'll be wearing to your End of the World party. BAM.
Enjoy the new digs, my friends. There's more to come!